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Aug 14, 2009

Old Aim Logs...

So i was going through some old cds that i have laying around and i found some old Aim logs from my high school days. I thought I'd post some up.

X0RaBiDPaNDa0X (7:54:21 PM): thats the gayest assembly in the world
ObnoxiousMunkey (7:54:31 PM): haha
X0RaBiDPaNDa0X (7:54:36 PM): i rather watch an assembly made by the special education department
X0RaBiDPaNDa0X (7:54:40 PM): now that'll be tight
ObnoxiousMunkey (7:54:48 PM): haha
ObnoxiousMunkey (7:54:57 PM): skull bashing w/ helmets
X0RaBiDPaNDa0X (7:55:15 PM): HAHAHAHAHA!
ObnoxiousMunkey (7:55:17 PM): who will be knocked out first
X0RaBiDPaNDa0X (7:55:32 PM): dat'll be sick ass sport



I can't stop laughing at this shit

ObnoxiousMunkey (10:03:52 PM): sucks man...no cs
ObnoxiousMunkey (10:03:54 PM): ugh...
X0RaBiDPaNDa0X (10:03:58 PM): y?
ObnoxiousMunkey (10:04:32 PM): oh...i accidently deleted that "custom game" crap sat morning and now i cant join the "custom games" in cs
ObnoxiousMunkey (10:04:41 PM): and ezra has my updates
ObnoxiousMunkey (10:04:43 PM): lol
X0RaBiDPaNDa0X (10:04:57 PM): sucks
ObnoxiousMunkey (10:05:19 PM): you know what would be sick?
X0RaBiDPaNDa0X (10:05:25 PM): what?
ObnoxiousMunkey (10:05:27 PM): if i blew up.
X0RaBiDPaNDa0X (10:06:51 PM): hahahah


X0RaBiDPaNDa0X (8:36:24 PM): hold up brb gotta restart
ObnoxiousMunkey (8:36:29 PM): kay
ObnoxiousMunkey (8:36:33 PM): LALAINE!


He was talking about....Lalaine from Lizzy Mcguire, lol.

Well i know it's Tuesday and all and I'd usually try to post "something of the week" either at the beginning of the week or the end of it but hey...it's my blog and i'll post it any god damn day that i want.

Anyways....

For this week's app, I'm going to have to give it to the blue man with the blaster gun.

Capcom's Megaman 2


Now i was sorta reluctant to get this game, even though i have my ways of getting apps for free....but based on the controls for most iphone games, I was ready for suckage.



....but thanks to the screen protector thingy i got from my girlfriend, playing on the iphone just became a bit easier. The one thing that bothered me when I was playing without the screen protector was that my hands and fingers get sweaty after playing on phone for a while and it does no good to your controls when your thumbs are wet. Most of the time I'd slide my hand to far to the side and it'll just piss me off.

If you can overcome that part about the iphone, you're pretty much set for the game. Now the main differences I have seen with this game compared to the original, is that it now has Difficulty options for people who aren't used to the controls or those who never played megaman before. It has become way easier. Easy mode is just way too easy. You can take on enemies with a few shots and the same goes for bosses but Hard mode is a different story...which i stay away from.




The game also sports a Portrait mode for those wondering if it was just only landscape.



I'd definitely give this game a shot if you're bored and need something new to play.
There's a demo out, in the app store; just search for Mega Man Lite or Buy it for $4.99

So I totally forgot how it started so i'll write about it the way i remember it.

It all started (I think) at the EA Campus where I was walking towards one of the buildings that i used to work in with a few buddies of mine. I walk into the building where a bunch of interviews are being held and i see a few people that i recognize. One thing that i noticed very quickly is that all of the people i saw were people that i knew in real life that are unemployed and are currently looking for jobs. Very Weird....I wonder what that means?

Anyways, I walk around looking through doors and seeing all the new people getting their interviews from the staff. I walk out the building and head across campus into the auditorium that felt like a convention was going on. I find myself a seat near some small steps right infront/underneath a slanted pillar. While i sat there, i quickly glanced to my left and I saw this familiar face approaching me and it came into focus as that person got closer.

It was Bill Gates.....


As he walked towards me, I was in complete utter shock because I was in the presence of this Billionaire Geek God. I quickly tried to get up but for some reason i was stuck underneath the slanted pillar and i tried getting up multiple times but it was no use. His hand quickly reached over towards me and helped me up as i grabbed his hand for support. I thanked him and told him that it was a honor meeting him.

We chatted for a bit but all I could do was pay attention to his shirt because it was just morphing objects, words and flashing a bit like bright leds going crazy. I wish i wrote down what those words were but it was just too much for me to remember. After that, i woke up hearing my phone ring.

After hanging up to some random chinese person getting the wrong number twice, I fell back to sleep and the second part of my dream kicks in.....really fast. I'm pulled into a tunnel and I'm looking through the eyes of what it may seem like someone who was dressed as a jester. I was running through dark damp tunnels with a green aura lighting up the tunnels, reminded me of harry potter for some reason. Speaking of which, as I was running....I look behind me to find people chasing me with wands...pretty much..wizards. They all looked like deatheaters:


except no masks....I don't remember masks. Anyways....while i was running through the tunnels...i did jumps and acrobatic tricks in the air where I twisted and turned my body around while I throwing playing cards at each one of their faces with great aim and force. I took each one of them down fast as those cards cut straight into their faces like a knife to jello. It was pretty epic...till the last wizard took me down. A woman with the power of ice. As I was frozen.... My spirit quickly left the body and i was viewing the scene overhead.

Not to far away from the lifeless body of a man wearing a jester outfit....i see a strong green light walking through the tunnels. I quickly follow it and as i get closer to the light the image of someone familiar appears...



BAM!!! SEVERUS FUCKING SNAPE to the rescue!

But my dream ended after seeing his face....=(

So i was talking to Jaurel about my dream and he has a dream book that he bought from half.com and he sent me a link to a tarot card website that explained some stuff he was talking about like for example the big part that stands out in my dream was the jester. Why the hell was I a jester?

Well....I read the description of the card for The Fool aka the jester....here's a snippet of what that card describes the The Fool as:

His approach to life is a strange, unconventional one, because he does what is comfortable to him. This is a viewpoint not often supported in our modern world, in which "do as I say" is the commandment most followed. To those who have lived their life under this philosophy, the approach of the Fool may be extravagant, shocking, even frightening. But this approach is all that the Fool knows, and because the only approval he requires is his own, he will continue to live this way, despite what all others think of him. He has total faith in himself. Perhaps he is not such a fool after all.


After reading that, i thought to myself...that's exactly how i think sometimes....It's almost dead on.


Never let another person control your life. Live in the present and trust in your own abilities - this is the way of the Fool.


Source:

In a good way at least. Listening to one of his song he composed for the Ghost in the Shell Stand Alone Complex OST, I can't help but just wish it was raining right now.



Sorry for the out of border video, i tried resizing but i failed miserably. Yay me!

So another sunday passes and i can't help but think when will i find my next job?

I hate applying to places and not getting a single word from them stating that they're either not hiring or that you're getting a interview. Why don't companies just send us a thank you letter like how the four seasons sent me one when i applied to them a while back.

So I sent my second form for unemployment for my second check and i'm crossing my fingers hoping that they don't resend that shit back for a simple little mistake, like not signing with my signature. (It happened last time, totally my fault)

Anyways, lets see what can i look forward to this week? Sleeping over the gf's house tomorrow night, Tuesday or Wednesday volunteer work at the bike kitchen, on Friday I'm definitely going to watch Paper Heart, which looks like a fantastic movie starring charlyne yi and michael cera. (sounds like a plug doesn't it?)

I'm not gonna lie though, think i got the hots for charlyne yi, ever since that scene in Knocked up.


The only thing i hope for is that its not a mediocre film like adventure land. I really liked Nick and Norrah's infinite playlist type of movie but I'm just hoping that this has almost the same formula. I wouldn't doubt a michael cera movie but hearing about adam sandler's Funny people and how its not as funny for a judd apatow film....i have my doubts for new comedy films.

Eh...but i'm the type of person that likes crappy comedy movies....

-Aris